pribabi

Penggunaan Pribadi Saja
Layanan Pencarian Google tersedia untuk penggunaan pribabi, non komersiil saja. Anda tidak diperbolehkan untuk menggunakan Layanan Pencarian Google untuk …… bla….bla….dst.

tahun 2007 bakal dikoreksi gak yah? taruhan yuuk….. ^-*

Ketentuan Layanan Google

conversation

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

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Lele apakah yang sangat ditakuti manusia normal tapi dipuja anak-anak???
Leletubbies!

Lolly apa yang manis?
Lollyatin aja gue…!

Kalo Teletubbies kebanyakan makan jadi apa?
Buletabies!

Kalo Teletubbies kebanyakan makan MSG jadi apa?
Bolotabies!

Kalo Teletubbies digigit anjing gila jadi apa?
Kenarabies!

Sebutin 3 jagoan tertolol!
3. Superman–pake kolor diluar.
2. Robin—–pake kolor doang.
1. Batman—-udah tau Superman ama Robin tolol, masih ditemenin.

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